Why Don't You Get a Job

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My friend's got a girlfriend
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Man he hates that bitch
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He tells me every day
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He says "man I really gotta lose my chick
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In the worst kind of way"
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She sits on her ass
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He works his hands to the bone
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To give her money every payday
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But she wants more dinero just to stay at home
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Well my friend
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You gotta say
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I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
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Why don't you get a job
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Say no way, say no way, no way
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Why don't you get a job
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I guess all his money, well it isn't enough
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To keep her bill collectors at bay
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I guess all his money, well it isn't enough
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Cause that girl's got expensive taste
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I won't pay, I won't pay ya, no way
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Why don't you get a job
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Say no way, say no way, no way
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Why don't you get a job
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Well I guess it ain't easy doing nothing at all
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But hey man free rides just don't come along
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every day

Let me tell you about my other friend now
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My friend's got a boyfriend, man she hates that dick
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She tells me every day
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He wants more dinero just to stay at home
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Well my friend
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You gotta say