Finest Girl (Bin Laden Song)

Intro

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 Dm                                                   F
Finest girl I ever met in my whole life
                                                                   Bb
Wanted to take her home, make her my wife
                                                                     A
Knew she was a freak when she started talking

                                                         Dm
She said, fuck me like we fucked Bin Laden (ooh woah)
         F
That girl was freak
          Bb
She said she wanted me to fuck her
           A
Harder then the military


                          Dm
Fucked Bin Laden
                          F
Fuck Bin Laden
                         Bb
Fuck Bin Laden


She wanted to fuck me
                         A
Harder then the US government
                           Dm
Fucked Bin Laden

                                           F
She was a freaky kind of girl
                                                                             Bb
Kept up with current events from all around the world
More specifically one event
                                 A
The time Osama Bin Laden got shot in the head
              Dm
She said Do me like that
But I couldn't track the metaphor
              F
That said I can see you horny like a stegasaur
              Bb
That said again your request is so irregular
               A
She put on a beard, I started looking at the exit door
 
 Dm
Then a turban
Then a tunic

                F
She said Invade my cave with your special unit
                Bb
I said: he wasn't in a cave, but there was no stopping
                 A
She demanded that I fuck her like we


  Dm
Fucked Bin Laden
                          F
Fuck Bin Laden
                         Bb
Fuck Bin Laden


She wanted to fuck me
                         A
Harder then the US government
                           Dm
Fucked Bin Laden

                                                F
This girl requested intercourse to bring her to climax
                Bb                                        A                      Dm
With the clinical efficiency of the assassination of Bin Laden
                                                 F
You're harboring a fugitive (that ass)
                                                 Bb
My justice will be punitive (Imma smash)
                                                                  A
Night-vision, they can see us through my go-pro
                                                                 Dm
She tried to negotiate, I said thats a no-no
                                                                 F
Now I'm creeping in her bed room like go-go
She tells me to go low then looks down   
                                     Bb
And tells me that I gotta
Terrorize that pussy 
              A
Gotta terrorize that pussy


     Dm
So I did it, improvise some crazy shit
          F
Seal Team 69 sexecuting the hit
         Bb
She said Now you've finished me off, throw my body in the ocean
         A
I yell Geronimo and took some pictures for posting
         Dm
The President called, he said Congratulations Connor
          F
I said Mr. President to what do I owe this honor?
         Bb
He said Come give me the deets in the White House Garden
          A
I gots to know how you fucked her like we

                          Dm
Fucked Bin Laden
                          F
Fuck Bin Laden
                         Bb
Fuck Bin Laden
                                      
I still can't say that I see the appeal
                      A                                                         Dm
But she wanted me to fuck her like we fucked Bin Laden
                                           F
Ohh this girl insisted that that
                                                            Bb
The way we did it was merciless and exact sanity attack
                                                  A
Just like the now famous attack that fucked 
                   Dm
Osama Bin Laden