Me And The Minibar

C                       Fm 
bring two prix fixe dinners up 
I'll unwrap the plastic cups 

          Am    F 
it's just us my love 
          Am    Fm 
it's just us my love 
C                       Fm 
I will make the room up nice 
put your insides all on ice 

Am              F 
it was real true love 
Am              Fm 
it was real true love 

Fm 
close all the windows 
    F#dim        
put signs on the handles 
    Am               F 
and strip down to my dun-dun-duns 
Am              F        
you have gone so far 
Am              Fm 
you have gone so far 
Fm 
and tonight 
         F#dim          C 
its just me and the minibar (just up to diminished) 

C                       Fm 
candles from the walmart that 
every city has to have 

Am                 F 
that I bought last night 
Am                 Fm 
that I bought last night 
C                       Fm 
I was so excited to 
do such normal things with you 

Am                 F 
when you left last night 
Am                   Fm 
with your toothbrush dry 
Bb                            F 
no such details will spoil my plans 
that is the kind of girl I am 

C                 Fm 
can you hear room 318...? 
man they're really happening... 
          Am    F 
they're a wild bunch 
          Am    Fm 
they're a wild bunch 
Fm 
but if they just knew 
F#dim 
what my night was coming too 
Am                       F 
god would they vomit and run 
         Am      F 
you have gone so far 
         Am       Fm 
you have gone too far 
    F 
So tonight 
          Fm   
it's just me and the minibar 
F#dim 
nobody else 
      Am                    F 
and I sing at the top of my lungs 
      Am       F 
happy birthday us 
      Am       Fm 
happy birthday us