Dumb Ways To Die

(C    F7+)
Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicines that's out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait

 C    G       Am  Em      F        D/F#    G
Dumb ways to die,     so many dumb ways to die
 C    G       Am  Em      F          G      C
Dumb ways to die,     so many dumb ways to die

(C    F7+)
Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own electrical work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie

 C    G       Am  Em      F        D/F#    G
Dumb ways to die,     so many dumb ways to die
 C    G       Am  Em      F          G      C
Dumb ways to die,     so many dumb ways to die

(C    F7+)
Invite a psycho-killer inside
Scratch your drug dealer's brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outer space
Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place

 C    G       Am  Em      F        D/F#    G
Dumb ways to die,     so many dumb ways to die
 C    G       Am  Em      F          G      C
Dumb ways to die,     so many dumb ways to die

(C    F7+)
Keep a rattlesnake as pet
Sell both the kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue
“I wonder what's this red button do?”

 C    G       Am  Em      F        D/F#    G
Dumb ways to die,     so many dumb ways to die
 C    G       Am  Em      F          G      C
Dumb ways to die,     so many dumb ways to die

F/A      G/B      Am      G          F       G
Dress up like a moose during hunting season
F/A       G/B      Am       Em       F
Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason
G                       Am
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
Em                                 F
Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing
G                                     Am    Em
Run across the tracks between the platforms
      F                          G
They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly

 C        G     Am
Dumbest ways to die ie
 C        G     Am
Dumbest ways to die
 C        G     Am       Em
Dumbest ways to die  ie  ie
    F
So many dumb
                      C
So many dumb ways to die


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