Beelz

Intro Em5 F5 G5  G5 
Verse 1 
Em5              F5                  G5 
ever since first man has walked this earth i have been here 
   Em5              F5             G5 
to whisper seeds of doubt and evil thoughts into his ear 
  Em5              F5            G5 
i am the beast the outcast angel fallen from on high 
  Em5        F5                 G5 
i go by many names but there is one you can't deny 
 
*for the rest of the song play the chords like so:* 
  C     F     G 
e|-0-0-|-1-1-|-2-2-| 
B|-1-1-|-1-1-|-2-2-| 
G|-0-0-|-2-2-|-0-0-| 
D|-2-2-|3----|-0-0-| 
A|3----|--3--|--2--| 
E|--3--|-----|3----| 
                  C  
my name is satan 
C 
my friends all call me old scratch and i am a capricorn 
   F                                           C 
my turn-ons are romantic walks and killing the unborn 
         G                      F 
i've got little devil horns and little goatee 
G                           F 
little devil eyes to help a little devil see 
    G                            F 
and little cloven hooves make it kind of hard to ski 
          C 
i'm satan 
C 
my real name is beelzebub but you can call me beelz 
  F                                  C 
i love to watch fox news and then go club some baby seals 
          G                      F 
then i'll take a bubble bath and drink a zinfandel 
G                    F 
try to wash off that baby seal smell 
G                         F    
then i'll make a toast to me, hey here's to my hell 
                 C 
my name is satan  
   F                       G   
to carry on my evil ways i went and had a son 
    F                            G strum C strum F strum 
and now he makes his living as a singing comedian 
       C  
i'm in every zeppelin album i'm in all rush limbaugh's rants 
        F                         C 
i'm the reason the boston red sox even had a chance 
         G                             F 
and if i wanna eat your soul i'll just throw it on the griddle  
      G                           F 
don't need to make a deal i don't need to tell a riddle 
    G                            F 
and fuck charlie daniels i don't care if you can fiddle 
          C 
i'm satan 
C5 C5 C5 (3 fast strums)     
666