The Stocking Song

D D A

D
So you say you like candy canes
G
All the ladies do
Bm
Candy canes were meant for sucking
G
So don't you think about trying to chew


D
How about a little eggnog
G
I got a homemade recipe
Bm
You're gonna get love-drunk on my eggnog
G                           A
Even though it's alcohol-free



D                                   G
I'm gonna stuff your stocking this year
                            Bm
Gonna fill it up nice and tight
                            G             A
Gonna feel so good when I slide my gifts into it tonight
D                                   G
I'm gonna stuff your stocking this year
                             Bm
Gonna fill it up with all I got
                             G                    A
Nick nacks and candies gonna hit your stocking G-spot


D D A


D
I know you like your toys, girl
G
I got toys to fulfill your needs
Bm
The kind that only use double D batteries
G
And run at variable speeds


D
Gonna stuff it with an iPhone
G
All I ask is some tit for tat
Bm
If you could memorize the Kama Sutra
        G                             A
Heck, they probably make an app for that!  Baby


D                                   G
I'm gonna stuff your stocking this year
                            Bm
Gonna fill it to the tippy top
                              G
Gonna take it all out then stuff it back in...

Take it all out... stuff it back in
A
You're never gonna want me to stop
D                                   G
I'm gonna stuff your stocking this year

With holiday love and romance
Bm                              G         A                         D        A
I just hope that Santa doesn't stuff it before I get the chance