That Don't Impress Me Much

Intro: Am F C G Am F C G

          (Am                  F              C)
G                Am                       F         C                  G
I've known a few guys who thought they were, pretty smart, But you've got
being right, down to an art
        (Am                   F                                    C)
G                      Am        F               C             G
You think you're a genius   you drive me up the wall, You're a regular
original a, know it all
                  (D    A    G)                                              (D)
A   G
BRIDGE:   Oh oo oh, you think you're special, Oh oo oh, you think you're
something else (Intro lick 1)

1. (Tacet) (spoken) Okay, so you're a rocket scientist
                   F                   C           G   Am
That don't impress me much,
             F           C                               G          Am
F                     C                      G                    Am
So you got the brain but have you got the touch, now don't get me wrong,
yeah I think you're alright,
       F                                 C                   G
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
(Intro Lick 1)                           Am    F       C         G   (Intro
lick 2)    Am    F       C         G
           That don't impress me much, (uh huh, yeah, yeah)
   Am                   F                             C                   G
Am                F           C          G
I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket, And a comb up his
sleeve, just in case
                      Am            F                 C                    G
Am             F                     C              G
And all that extra hold gel in your hair oughtta lock it, 'Cause Heaven
forbid, it should fall outta place
(Bridge)

2.(Tacet)
Okay, so you're Brad Pitt
                   F                   C      G  Am                 F
C                               G          Am
That don't impress me much,             So you got the looks but have you
got the touch
         F                     C                      G                   Am
F                                C                   G
Now don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright,  But that won't keep me
warm in the middle of the
Night,
(Intro Lick 1)
                   F                   C           G   Am
That don't impress me much,

 (Instrumental  Am F C G Am F C G Am F C G Am F C G)     (Uh, yeah)
            Am                F                             C              G
Am                F                             C
You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine, You make me take
off my shoes, before you let
             Am
me get in
   Am           F                           C             G
Am        F                             C             G
I can't believe you kiss your car good night, now, c'mon baby tell me   you
must be jokin' right!
(Bridge)

3.  (Tacet)                                                    F
C       G  Am
Okay, so you've got a car,       That don't impress me much
              F           C                                 G          Am
F                    C                       G                    Am
So you, got the moves but have you got the touch, Now don't get me wrong,
yeah I think you're alright
       F                                 C                  G
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
                  F                   C         G   Am
That don't impress me much (That don't impress me)
        F                   C                            G           Am
F                      C                      G                   Am
You think you're cool but have you got the touch, Now don't get me wrong,
yeah I think you're alright
      F                                 C                     G (hold)
But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night,  (Intro Lick 1)
                  F                   C          G  Am
That don't impress me much, (uh huh, yeah, yeah)
(Intro Lick 2 w/ Instrumental for 4 measures with F C G Am)
Okay, so what do you think you're Elvis or something.....Whatever.....That
don't impress me