A Fine Romance

A7 D   Cdim         A7 Fdim
A fine romance with no kisses
  F#m7 Bm7      G  G/F# A7/13 A7
A fine romance, my friend,   this is
   D         D7M    D7        G  G/F# Cdim A7
We should be like a couple of hot  tomatoes
     D6                B7         G#m7      F#7  B7
But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potahtoes
A7 D   Cdim         A7    Fdim
A fine romance, you won't nestle
  F#m7 Bm7            G   G/F# A7/6   A7
A fine romance, you won't      wrestle
        D       A7      D7         D9  Am7  B7
You're just as hard to land as the ile de france
Em7      Fdim    F#m7   B7  Em7      A7/9-    D
I haven't got a chance   this is a fine romance
A7 D   Cdim         A7 Fdim
A fine romance, my good woman
   F#m7    Bm7          G   G/F# A7/13  A7
My strong, aged  in  the  wood       woman
        D6              B7         G#m7   F#7  B7
You're calmer than the seals in the arctic ocean
    D6                   B7         G#m7 Gdim   F#7    B7
At  least  the y flap  their  fins to express   emotion
A7 D   Cdim          A7  Fdim
A fine romance, with no clinches
   F#m7 Bm7         G  G/F#  A7/13   A7
A fine romance with no      hitches
     D    A7       D7         D9 Am7  B7
You never give the orchids i send a glance
Em7     Fdim        F#m7   B7  Em7     A7/9-     D
No, you like cactus plants   this is a fine romance