Fudge Packers In Disguise

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An old cowpoke went cruising on one warm and special day 
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And at the rest stop were some men he couldn?t tell were gay 
    Am 
And all at once he thought he heard a redneck cattle call 
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Then 2 big sissies grabbed him up and nailed him to the wall 
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Yippy-yi-yaaay, Yippy-yi-yooo 
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Their trucks were haulin? Hershey Bars, their boots had toes of steel 
His hiney was on fire and their hot breath he could feel 
It goes to show the cover of a book you cannot judge 
Cause who?d have thought these macho dudes were into packin fudge 
Yippy-yi-yaaay, Yippy-yi-yooo 
Fudge Packers In Disguise