Joanie, The Jehovah Witness Stripper

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she drives a new car 
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wears expensive blouses 
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She tells her mamma 
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She's cleaning houses 

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she goes out witnessing 
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doing the lords work all week 
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but on the weekends 
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she's making ends meat 

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Joanie, the jehovah witness stripper 
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Put a dollar in her g-string and she'll deliver 
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If her daddy only knew, He'd probly kill her 
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Joanie, the jehovah witness stripper 

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one night down at the club 
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her daddy walked in 
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he didn't recognize 
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his daughter dancing 

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she wore a blond wig 
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he had some glasses 
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when she got naked 
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he started clapping 

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Joanie, the jehovah witness stripper 
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Put a dollar in her g-string and she'll deliver 
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If her daddy only knew, He'd probly kill her 
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Joanie, the jehovah witness stripper 

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play 2x 

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You ask her why she does it 
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she looks at it this way 
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she says im counting my blessings 
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every night when I get paid 
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she once lived in poverty 
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now everythings alright 
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the lord showed her how to make 
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a thousand dollars in a night 

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Joanie, the jehovah witness stripper 
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Put a dollar in her g-string and she'll deliver 
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If her daddy only knew, He'd probly kill her 
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Joanie, the jehovah witness stripper