Langtree's Lament

Chords are just these repeated:
Cm F Bb G7
C7 F Bb
A#7 Eb C … F

Cm F Bb G7
"A" is for the apple that he gave to me,
Cm F Bb
But I found a worm inside,
Cm F Bb G7
"B" is for beloved that I call to him,
Cm F Bb
before he left my side
A#7
And "C", 
Eb
see what he did that's "D",
C
Did it to poor ol' me,
F
How could I be such an "E"motional fool, "F"
Cm F Bb G7
"G" is for the gentlemen I thought he was,
Cm F Bb
When he first said hi, "H" "I",
Cm F Bb G7
"J" is for the joker that is Jimmy Bee, 
Cm F Bb
the man who made me cry (that's a C)
A#7
And "K",
Eb
Well you know it's just not okay,
C
To kiss and then run away,
F
Leaving alone without leaving a letter for "L"angtree
Cm F Bb G7
"M" is for the misery he left me in,
Cm F Bb
"N"ever to return again,
Cm F Bb G7
"O" what a poor "P" fool I've been, 
Cm F Bb
"Q"ueuing in line for him
A#7
And "R",
Eb
Are you the one for me,
C
Yes, "S"ay you'll come back to me,
F
Why are you tempted to "T"ease me, ohh..
Cm F Bb G7
"U", why not you, have got to understand,
Cm F Bb
The value of a woman's heart, "V",
Cm F Bb G7
Why, "W" not "Y", did you think it was fine 
Cm F Bb
To "X" me from the start
A#7
And "Y", yes "Y",
Eb
Is the question that's on my mind, oh why,
C                                          F
Why did you leave me right before reaching our "Z"enith
Cm F Bb G7
1 is the number of men I've loved,
Cm F Bb
And 2 is the times I'll say it's you, it's you!
Cm F Bb G7
3 is the number of days you've been gone,
Cm F Bb
But it feels like four times two
A#7                    Eb
8, at the hour the sun goes down,
                     C
I remember life with you around,
                        F
I wish I had nine lives like that one