Dear Scene, I Wish I Was Deaf

   Gm            D#         Gm               D#
   You were one step behind in that dismal school of mine 
   Gm         D#       Gm                   D#
   Needle and percocet instead of books on students desks 
   Gm         D#         Gm                 D#
   We were so charming, but the future was alarming 
           Gm                   D# 
   But now don't you go look so proud 
        Gm                   D#
   Yes, guess who's laughing now? 

   **REFRÃO**
Bb                                         F
   And we've learned that life is one big game 
                                     Gm
   Where the winners are all getting paid 
                                D#
   So stop dragging your feet behind 
                                          Bb
   You can't live with the folks all your life 
                                  F
   So on those days home in your car 
                                          Gm
   We jerked the steering wheel to the median 
                            D#
   Joking that we'd end our lives 
                                 Gm
   But we weren't joking all the time 

   SOLO: (Gm   D#)  4x 
  
     Gm              D#
   "Start a band or throw a brick" 
       Gm            D#
   You lazy hipsters make me sick 
         Gm                      D#
   Don't clap your hands; don't start to dance 
         Gm                  D#
   Don't let them know that you're a fan 
       Gm                  D#
   You may be living in Manhattan 
                       Gm                        D#
   But where are you really from? (Have you forgotten?) 
                       Gm                  D#
   Kid, you may be playing your music loud 
             Gm                  D#
   But it's drowned out by your mouth

   **REFRÃO**

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