Nothing Suits Me Like a Suit

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I know what you're thinking
            C
What's Barney been drinking?
     F                 D
That girl was smoking hot

G
Yes I coulda nailed her
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But no it's not a failure
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'Cuz there's one thing she is not

Em
To score a ten would be just fine
A7
But I'd rather be dressed to the nines 
Em                             C   G     C
   It's a truth you can't ref-uu-uu-uu-ute

( Am  Am  C  D )
 
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Nothing suits me like a suit

C    ( C Blues scale riff in bass)
 
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Picture a world where 
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all the boys and girls
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Are impeccably well dressed
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That delivery guy in the jacket and tie
       F                    D
That puppy in the double-breast

      Em
That '80s dude in mutton chops
      A7
That baby with a lollipop
Em                              C   G     C
    That lady cop who's kinda c-uu -uu-uu-te

( Am  Am  C  D )

                           C
Nothing suits 'em like a suit

Wingman I can wear
G
They're oh so debonair
C
The perfect way to snare
G
a girl with daddy issues


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In navy blue or black
G
Check out this perfect rack
C          G              D
I want to give them a squeeze
                 C                G
Oh really? Then answer these questions
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If you please