My Sad Christmas Song

Intro : C Am Dm F

Fa lalalala  
C                              Am
This is my sad Christmas song 
C
I've had it stuck in my head all day 
Am
long 
Dm
I wrote it in the car on my ride 
F
home 
Dm
Cause I knew I'd walk in the door 
             F
and I'd be alone 
C
Why'd I even put up that fuckin' 
Am
tree? 
C
If there's no one here that's gonna 
Am
see 
Dm
Just how pretty she looks on 
             F
Christmas Eve 
Dm
Cause there's no one here next to 
F
me      
(Pause)

                               C
This is my sad Christmas song 
                       Am
So I light another bong 
                        Dm
I turn on the radio 
                                   F
I binge watch our favorite shows 
                              C
This year feels kind of lame 
                                Am
But the last one was the same 
                                   Dm
But the holiday spirit they say 
                        F        (Pause)
Is taking off on a plane 
                               C
This is my sad Christmas song 
Am         Dm   F
Fa lalalala  

C
I always thought that Santa was 
          Am
kind of cute 
C
There's something about his beard,  
                 Am
big belly, and boots 
Dm
I left Santa more than cookies this 
F
year 
Dm
I thought he might appreciate a few F
beers 
C
That's why I'm always on the 
           Am
naughty list 
C
He said cause when I get drunk, I'm 
                        Am
always showing my tits 
Dm
He leaned in for a kiss and he got 
      F
real near 
Dm
I had to stop Santa and say "My true
             F
love ain't here"  
(Pause)

                               C
This is my sad Christmas song 
                      Am
So I rip another bong 
                                     Dm
I never been good at making plans Next year, 
                            F
I'm gonna be with my man 
                                    C
My little sister says I'm the Grinch 
                                       Am
But my mom thinks I'm just a bitch 
                           Dm
Why did you have to go?
                                 F  (Pause)
We were under the mistletoe 
                               C
This is my sad Christmas song 
Am                 Dm
Fa lalalala 
F
Fa lalala  

C
Missing you on fuckin' Christmas, 
Am
why did you have to go? 
Dm
Wishing you a Merry Christmas, 
F
know I miss you so 
C
Missing you on fuckin' Christmas, 
Am
why did you have to go? 
Dm
Wishing you a Merry Christmas, 
F
know I miss you so  
C                                        Am
Wishing you a Merry Christmas (Fa lalalala Fa lalala) 
Dm                                     F
Wishing you a Merry Christmas (Fa lalalala Fa lalala) 
C                                       Am
Wishing you a Merry Christmas (Fa lalalala Fa lalala) 
Dm
Wishing you a Merry Christmas
F
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