Mrs Potato Head

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If you weren't born with it 
                     B
You can buy a couple ornaments 
                         A
Just be sure to read the warning, kids 
                            E
Cause pretty soon you'll be bored of it 
 C#m                              B
Sexual, hey girl if you wanna feel sexual 
                            A
You can always call up a professional 
                              E
They stick pins in you like a vegetable 

C#m
Kids forever, kids forever 
B
Baby soft skin turns into leather 
A
Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic 
E
No one will love you if you're unattractive 

C#m
  Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me,  
B
  is it true that pain is beauty? 
A
  Does a new face come with a warranty? 
E
  Will a pretty face make it better? 
C#m
  Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me 
B
  How did you afford her surgery? 
A
  Do you swear you'll stay forever 
E
Even if her face don't stay together 
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Even if her face don't stay together 
      
                          C#m
If you want a little more confidence 
                                         B
Potatoes turn to french fries, yeah it's common sense 
                             A
All you need's a couple more condiments 
                                        E
And a hundred thousand dollars for some compliments 
     C#m
It's such a waste 
                                  B
When little girls grow into their mothers face 
                                     A
But little girls are learning how to cut and paste 
                                    E
And pucker up their lips until they suffocate 

C#m
Kids forever, kids forever 
B
Baby soft skin turns into leather 
A
Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic 
E
No one will love you if you're unattractive 

C#m
  Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me,  
B
  is it true that pain is beauty? 
A
  Does a new face come with a warranty? 
B
  Will a pretty face make it better? 
C#m
  Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me 
B
  How did you afford her surgery? 
A
  Do you swear you'll stay forever 
E
Even if her face don't stay together 
C#m
Stay forever, stay forever 
B
Even if her face don't stay together 
A
Stay forever, stay forever 
E
Even if her face don't stay together 

C#m
  Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me,  
B
  is it true that pain is beauty? 
A
  Does a new face come with a warranty? 
E
  Will a pretty face make it better? 
Am
  Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me 
G
  How did you afford her surgery? 
F
  Do you swear you'll stay forever 
C
Even if her face don't stay together 
Am
Stay forever, stay forever 
G
Even if her face don't stay together 
F
Stay forever, stay forever 
C
Even if her face don't stay together