Younger Generation

     
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Why must every generation think their folks are so square?
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And no matter where their heads are they know moms ain't there?
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Cause I swore when I was small that I'd remember when
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I knew whats wrong with them that I was smaller then.

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Determined to remember all the cardinal rules,
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Like sun showers are legal grounds for cutting school.
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I know I have forgotten maybe one or two,
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And I hope that I recall them all before the baby's due,
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And I know hell have a question or two.

 F      G           C               Em
Like "Hey Pop, can I go ride my Zoom?"
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"It goes two hundred miles an hour suspended on balloons".
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"And can I put a droplet of this new stuff on my tongue,
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"And imagine frothing dragons while you sit and wreck your lungs?
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And I must be permissive, understanding of the younger generation.

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Then I'll know that all Ive le  arned my kid assumes,
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And all my deepest worries must be his cartoons,
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And still I'll try to tell him all the things I've done
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Related to what he can do when he becomes a man,
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And still hell stick his fingers in the fan.

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And "Hey, Pop, my girlfriends only three,
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"Shes got her own videophone and she's taking L.S.D.,
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"And now that were best friends she wants to give a bit to me.
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"But what's the matter  Daddy, how come youre turning green?
D7                                            G
"Can it be that you cant live up to your dreams?