Detachable Penis

Ok Ok....so im not a REAL guitarist, i acually play bass, but i can play this song is
soooooo simple and i can't belive no one tabed it lol. It has no bass part so i will
make a guitar tab.

Use a Phaser with Echo effects,if you dont have any effects then try spaceing the
notes, but its much easier with the phaser.

*-phaser ring

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"I woke up this morning with a bad hangover and my penis was mising again,this happens all the time
its detachable"

(Turn off phaser)
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"This comes in handy alot of the time,
I can leave it home when I think it will get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out when I don't need it,
but now and then i go to a party,
and, for the life of me, can't remember what I did with it"

(Phaser on)
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"First I looked around the apartment,
and then I couldnt find it,
so i called up the place where the party was and they havn't seen it either,
I told them to search the medacine cabnet,
for some reason I leave it there somtimes, but not this time,
so I told them if it pops up to let me know"


(Turn off phaser)
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"I called a few people that where at the party, 
but they where no help either,
I was starting to get desprite,
I really don't like being without my penis for to long,
it makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down everytime I take a leak"

(Phaser on)
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"After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone i could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so, I went to the Kia and ate breakfast,
and as I walked down 32nd street,twords st. marks place, 
where they sell used books and other junk on the streets,

(Turn off phaser)
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"I saw my penis laying on a blanket next to a broken toaser oven,
some guy was selling it, 
I had to buy it off him,
He wanted $22 for it,
but i talked him down to 17,
I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on,


(Phaser on)
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"I was happy again, complete,
some people somtimes tell me I should get ir permentaly attached,
but I dont know,
even thought it can be a real pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis,

Just plat out from here, I fand this a fun song to sing to whilst you are playing it :)