There Are Worse Things I Could Do

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    There are worse things I could do,
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   Than go with a boy or two.
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    Even though the neighborhood
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 thinks I'm trashy,
                    D7
And no good,
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I suppose it could be true...
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But there are worse things I could do.

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I could flirt with all the guys,
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   Smile at them and bat my eyes.
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    Press against them when we dance,
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Make them think they stand a chance,
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Then refuse to see it through....
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That's a thing I'd never do.

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I could stay home every night,
C7                                      F7
    Wait around for Mr. Right.
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  Take cold showers every day,
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And throw my life away
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On a dream that won't come true.

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     I could hurt someone like me,
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    Out of spite or jealousy.
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     I dont steal and I dont lie,

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But I can feel and I can cry
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A fact I'll bet you never knew.

C7                                     F#m7
   But to cry in front of you...
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     That's the worse thing I could do.