Nothing Good Ever Happens At The Goddamn Thirsty Crow

C
Livin' it up
G13 (x05670)
Have it all
C9 (x54550)               F
Pull more women than any two men or a train can haul
  Am                     E7                 Am7                    D7
But my baby, she does something way more impressive than the Georgia crawl
             F                     C
She blackens pages like a Russian romantic
                E7                   D7
Gets down more often than a blow-up doll

Dm
Why the long face?
C9 (x54550)           F
Blondie, I'm already taken
Em7
Sorry
Dm
I may act like a lunatic
C9 (x54550)                          F
You think I'm fucking crazy, you're mistaken
Em7
Keep moving

C
On the road again
G13 (x05670)
For months at a time
C9 (x54550)                          F
Doesn't take half that long for men about town to forget what's mine
         Am                   E7
Now my genius cant drink in silence
             Am7                       D7
She's gotta listen to your tired-ass lines
             F                               C
I know it's hard to believe a good-hearted woman
             Em7                      Dm7
Could have a body that make your daddy cry
Dm
Why the long face?
C9 (x54550)                     F
Jerk off, your chance has been taken
Em7
Good one
Dm
You may think like an animal
C9 (x54550)                                 F
You try that cat-and-mouse shit you'll get bitten
Em7
Keep moving