Girls, Women, And Ladies

(D) There was only (G) me and her and (D) him 
The bar was giving last call, so I thought I’d move on (A) in 
(D) And I was slick (G) and feeling like a man (D) 
So I (G) took the stool between 'em 
And ordered one more round for me and her (A) and him (D) 
I placed my (Gm) arm across the back of her bar (D) stool 
And I don’t re{G}member what I said 
But at the time, it sounded (A) cool 
She pushed her drink away and never looked at me (D) 
She just paid her tab tipped the man 
And left me sitting there alone (A) with him 
And he said, “There’s girls and there’s (A) women and there’s  
la(D)ies 
There’s (G) yeses and there’s (A) no’s and there’s (D) maybes 
There’s(G) teasing and (A) pleasing they start (D) learning when they’re  
(G) babies 
There’s (A) girls , there’s women and there’s (D) ladies” 
Well, he push{D}ed his old straw hat back and he grinned 
And he said, (G) “Ain’t they all a mystery? 
Sonny, it’s a (A) sin but they’re all (D) sitting on the world (G) we’re  
trying to win 
Ah, but you (G) know I love a mystery 
So let’s drink another round to you and (A) me and (D) them” 
 
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