Ripped Pants

     C                            Am
When big lary came 'round just to put him down
 Dm                G
Spongebob turned into a clown
    Em           A7
And no girl ever wants to dance
       Dm                G
With a fool who went and   ripped his pants

  Em
I know i shouldn't mope around,
  A7
I shouldn't curse
        Dm                 G
But the pain feels so much worse
      Em                         A7
Cause windin up with no one is a lot less fun
       Dm
Then a burn from the sun
   G
Or sand in your buns....
      C                        Am
Now i learned a lesson i won't soon forget
   Dm             G
So listen and you won't regret
   Em
Be true to yourself
      A7
Don't miss your chance
        Dm                    G            G7            C
And you won't end up like the fool...who...ripped...his..paaants