When You're A Transformer

Bm 
Y & S:  (Both start singing at the same time with different words)   
         
Scod:   Don't I start this?   
Yon:    No!   
Scod:   No, you do! Oh yeah, sorry. My fault.   
Yon:    You can join in if you want... but don't fuck it up.   
 
        Bm                                            D 
Yon:    They say that if you try, you'll achieve your dreams,   
                                        Em 
        But who will pay the price in between?   
                       F# 
Tripod: Glu-glung, glu-glung, glu-glung, glu-glung,   
                        Bm 
        Glu-glung glung glung!   
       
Gatesy: That's pretty good.   
       
        Bm                                D      
Gatesy: You'd hope that being family was enough,   
                                 Em 
        But circumstances can be tough.   
                       F# 
Tripod: Glu-glung, glu-glung, glu-glung, glu-glung,   
         
        Glu-glung glung!   
                    G 
Scod:   You have to choose,   
                            A(let ring) 
        And one of you must lose...   
         
        Bm                    D 
        On the world of Transformers,   
                             Em 
        The man Transformers are in charge.   
                  F# 
Tripod: You never hear about,   
                         Bm 
        The lady Transformers.   
        Bm                                D 
Yon:    But they do exist, and they often come...   
                                Em 
        ... in pairs, not \"come\"...   
Yon:    I don't mean...!   
Gatesy: They exist!   
        F# 
Y & G:  Exist, exist, exist, exist!   
       
                     G 
Tripod: The sisters' names,   
                              A(let ring) 
        Are Weapontron and... Kate?   
                         G 
        And through this game,   
                                    A 
        Their love has turned to... hate?   
         
                           D 
        When you're a Transformer,   
                                        A 
        You will see that some things never change.   
                   G 
        They might re-arrange,   
               A 
        Into a car, a truck, a plane.   
                      D 
        But if you're Weapontron and Kate,   
                      A 
        You might not have so much luck,   
                      G 
        You might not turn into a truck.   
        F#                          Bm 
        How does a Transformer get ahead,   
                 A                              D 
        When the thing they turn into is fairy bread?   
       
        Bm                                D 
Yon:    Weapontron and Kate had to find a skill,   
                                      Em 
        Because they couldn't fight or kill.   
                  F# 
Tripod: And their transformations,   
                             Bm 
        Weren't that much to see.   
         
        Bm                            D 
Scod:   But they had photographic memory,   
                           Em 
        And lots of mental energy.   
                    F# 
Tripod: And so they entered,   
                               G 
        A Transformer spelling bee,   
                                  A 
Scod:   Which caused sibling rivalry.   
 
        (Scod plays Em Bm throughout the spelling bee) 
 
Gatesy: So, young sisters! It is down to you two. You have beaten all the  
        other pissweak Transformers, including the formidable one that turned  
        into a doughnut - Doughnutron.   
        Weapontron, spell \"Xerox\"!   
       
Yon:    Xerox. Triple-Z...   
Gatesy: (Buzzer noise)   
Yon:    No, no, no, no, no! X... Z...   
Gatesy: (Buzzer noise)   
       
        Okay, you are out of the game. If Kate wins, there certainly will be  
        Something for Kate.   
       
        (To audience) I wrote that one!   
Scod:   He insisted that joke go in.   
Yon:    There was no time to stop him!   
Gatesy: They don't give these jobs to monkeys.   
       
        Kate! Spell \"haemorrhoids\"!   
Yon:    Haemorrhoids. H... M...   
Gatesy: (Buzzer noise)   
        Wrong! But in order for this song to make sense... Kate, you win!   
       
                            D 
Tripod: When you're a Transformer,   
                                        A 
        You will see that some things never change.   
                   G 
        They might re-arrange,   
               A 
        Into a car, a truck, a plane.   
                      D 
        But if you're Weapontron and Kate,   
                      A 
        You might not have so much luck,   
                      G 
        You might not turn into a truck.   
        F#                          Bm 
        How does a Transformer get ahead,   
                 A                              D 
        When the thing they turn into is fairy bread?